We really need to start working food into our budget, Meowth and Jessie.
But if we did that, we wouldn’t have enough for my hair care products! You know Team Rocket’s motto! “Jessie’s beautiful crimson locks above all else!” Now quit whining. We’re in the wilderness. Go scavenge. Find nuts and berries and crap like that.
Uhhh… Jess, I tink you need to sort out your priorities, don’t cha?
Don’t any of you have parent-…
Um.
Never mind…
All da more easy to steal pokemon!
Nah I wouldn’t be, Meowth! Pikachu would probably make you guys blast off again and we’d be back to where we always are!
Aren’t you always lazy though?
We don’t blast off no more Twerp! We got promoted! We have jet packs now!
Well, I may be tired all da time, but dat’s usually because of how exhausted I get taking care of my team. Someone’s gotta be da brains around here! It’s a lotta work, you know?
Wait, why am I wasting time wit you? I gotta go find Jess and James!
(Source: nyasu)
No..
Twerp! If da whole team was here right now you would be runnin’! I can’t take ya all by my lonesome. Just be lucky I’m feelin’ lazy today!
(Source: nyasu)
It’s pretty quiet wit da team right now. I guess dis means I have time to relax before da next mission!
